Thank you Roland, I'll take it from here.Hi,
I'm Chelsy, and I'm a staff member here at the park. Aren't you one of our VIP's? No? Weren't you with the group from the Netherlands? No? Oh, you came alone? Well, are you on the guest list? No? Hmmm. Well, do you think you should just be clicking around the park without your Pass? What Pass? Oh dear me! Your Celestia Island VIP Guest Pass, of course. I don't think it's a very good idea for you to be here without it - ever! Why? You might not be able to find your way around to all the attractions and you could easily end up going in circles or become lost or worse. After all, we DO have a T-Rex running around here. Plus there are other reasons that only our VIP's know about.
How about if we just teleport you back to the front gate? You're not on the list, you don't have a Pass, you don't seem to be very cooperative and honestly, there's not much of anything I can do. Unless, of course, you could somehow come up with a Pass. Otherwise, I'm going to have to ask you to . . . What? Nooooo, I am not too controlling.
Oh, you already paid your internet service provider to get here? Yeah! We hear that story all the time. No I'm not going to make you pay money. Let me explain something to you. Like I said, I'm Chelsea Winston and I'm the VIP Guest Services Coordinator. But everybody calls me Chelsy for short.
Say listen, I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just doing my job. Can we start over? Okay. Now, that's better. What is my job? I'm responsible for going around the park and making sure that all of our guests have VIP Guest status and that everyone is well cared for. It's such a hard job. You'd be surprised how many guests I find clicking around here with no pass and none of the special benefits in hand and that gets me a little upset. But usually, I don't have to call security, thank God.
I tell you what, if you promise not to tell my supervisor, I'm going to treat this case as though you are already on our guest list. And I think we might just be able to squeeze you past security and get you a full VIP Guest Pass without too much trouble.
So, if you'll just Click Right Here for me, we'll get this all cleared up and you'll be on your way to enjoying the park. No, I can't go with you right now, I'm so sorry. But I do have some clout in my department, I'll just send a thought pulse ahead and they'll be expecting you. They'll take care of you and I'll make sure they get you out of there in a jiffy.
You're welcome, and we'll just treat this like you've always been one of our VIP's. Okay? I love my job and I love taking care of our guests. You'll see later. If we can get you your Pass, I'll make sure you're glad that you ran into me, don't worry.
And once you get your VIP Guest Pass, keep it in a safe place, like in a folder on your desktop and of course, if you're not too good with folders, just make a bookmark. Hang on to it okay? And remember not a word of this to my supervisor. Promise?
Okay, gotta' run. Have a great time in the park and I'll see you around. It was so nice meeting you, Oh and welcome to Celestia Island.
Once again, I'm Chelsy, I'm your VIP Guest Services Coordinator, and if you need me, just leave a little note in my box: Chelsy@celisl.com . I can pull strings around here like you wouldn't believe. Sometimes people actually appreciate what I do. Oh I'm sorry, you were on your way to get your Pass and I'm just going on and on... Have a great day and maybe I'll see you over at the VIP Guest Lounge. Oh gosh, that was supposed to be a surprise. I better go now.
Bye bye...
